In the immortal words of Taylor Swift: you don’t know about me, but I’ll bet you want to.

I’m twenty-six and all the peeps I grew up with are now engaging in mortgages, marriages, and babies. Conversely, I am getting my face painted at the zoo, dancing on chairs in London clubs, being paid to watch TV, and generally pretending I’m still eighteen. I also read a lot.

My first crush was on Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I think that tells you everything. I like guys who give me a hard time but ultimately fight the good fight! (One time I cut my hair like April O’Neil. I was seventeen, not seven like you’re thinking.)

I have been paid to dress as a princess at work, more than once.

Frequently I am mocked for my addiction to Starbucks (it was rendered artistically by one of my interns), my addiction to sparkles (most of my clothes have sequins), and my affinity for the colour pink (and the letter A, just kidding, this isn’t Sesame Street).

Here’s to fun! And adventure, if enough liquid courage is supplied in advance.

Love you lots like jello shots,
Sorcha